So you’re single, have lots to offer and no one to offer it to? We can help! There’s plenty of ways to meet that special someone… The key is knowing what you want and FINDING IT! For most, the latter is the hardest part of being single. It’s hard enough meeting cool people… Let alone cool people who are single AND looking.

As with everything in 2008, the solution seems to appear on the internet. Now, there are surely pitfalls, there’s no doubt about that. But if you know what you are doing, online dating can be the great equalizer for nearly everyone. It’s not a cure-all pill… There’s no magic formula… But with some common sense and a dash of RELATIONSUCKS philosophy, online dating can be a great source to find love. Continue Reading Relationsucks Guide to Online Dating: Creating a Profile

You are reading Day 4 of a 30 day series on how to improve your love life. Missed some days? Start from the beginning here! And be sure to JOIN MY NEWSLETTER to get the full series emailed to you when it’s complete!

So are you feeling good about being single today? Really?! Great! That’s good news. That’s a great segway into what I’m going to talk about today. The way people react to you, perceive you, and interact with you is based on how you portray yourself. That’s why it is important to be happy with yourself and to not be defined by your relationships. If you are positive and optimistic, you will open up many doors that you didn’t even know existed. Continue Reading 30 Days to a Better Love Life: Practice Makes Perfect

You are reading Day 3 of a 30 day series on how to improve your love life. Missed some days? Start from the beginning here! And be sure to JOIN MY NEWSLETTER to get the full series emailed to you when it’s complete!

So if you did your homework, you know what qualities you are looking for in a potential mate, right? Right? Today I’ll cover one of the most important and most overlook aspects of finding a successful, happy relationship. Continue Reading 30 Days to a Better Love Life: Learn to Love Being Single

You are reading Day 2 of a 30 day series on how to improve your love life. Missed some days? Start from the beginning here! And be sure to JOIN MY NEWSLETTER to get the full series emailed to you when it’s complete!

Welcome back! So you’re head is clear, your past is in the past, and you’re ready to get rolling I see! Excellent! So here we go.

So where should I begin? The obvious starting point, of course. The first and most important thing to remember when working on your love life is… (drum roll please) FINDING SOMEONE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE!Now, this seems overly obvious and pretty straight forward, but in reality, this is the real reason most relationships fail. Continue Reading 30 Days to a Better Love Life: Getting Over You’re Ex’s and Past Relationships

You know the old saying, “it’s not YOU, it’s ME.” You know you get that when they care about you JUST enough that they don’t want you to jump off a bridge after breaking up. Truth is, you’re probably just weren’t very good for that person. Over the next 30 days, I am going to show you how to never hear that line again!

At the completion of this series, you will learn how to become a mate and how to find a mate who will make you happy. My goal is to show you how to have the happiest relationships of your life. Every day you will get tips, advice, and suggestions that will help every one, from single guys who have never had a girl friend, to single girls who always have a boyfriend, and everyone in between. Continue Reading 30 Days to a Better Love Life: Online Dating Tips for Men and Women

I’ll be honest… Most of the time the world really does make sense. Whatever goes up, must come down (unless of course it’s in outer space). Girls fall in love with boys who fall in love with girls and get married (unless of course girls fall in love with girls and guys fall in love with guys and aren’t allowed to get married). Trees and flowers will bloom and grow, then shed those blossoms and become bare (unless of course they happen to grow near the equator and pretty much are always in bloom)…

What I guess I’m trying to say is, the world’s pretty easy to understand… And even when it’s not really doing what it’s “supposed” to, it somehow still makes perfect sense. There’s very little that happens that completely perplex me… Continue Reading So I was looking around at the urinal the other day

I want a relationship that is unique… that I can’t find from anyone else… I need to find someone who makes me feel like I am the only person in the world when we are together; someone who is comfortable around my friends, and who has a good group of friends who I fit with. An independent girl who likes company…

I want someone who family means as much to them as it does to me… But not so much that they arent able to be live their own lives. I want someone who will be a fabulous mother; and a wonderful wife. A girl who cares about people, but not too much that she doesn’t care about herself. A women who understands the importance of relationships, yet isnt defined by other people. I like very independent girls… who don’t NEED me but who WANT to spend time with me… because they feel the same way… I want a girl with other options, yet who would choose me every time… Continue Reading I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want…

So honestly, I am not sure what is wrong with me, though I have a sneaking suspicion it has something to do with what they call “The Quarter Life Crisis (TQLC)”. Now if you have never heard about the TQLC here’s my take:

I am still young enough to date 18 year olds… Yet their father will likely bring a shotgun to the door each and every date.

I can still fit in the bar scene… can still get in on “college id night”… and still have lots of friends that party pretty much every night of the week… Yet this behavior will likely get me fired because a 3 AM bedtime and 6:30 wake time don’t really mesh… Continue Reading Sap comes from trees and today comes from me

I’m gonna be honest… This is probably not the smartest idea I’ve ever had…You know how, when you were a kid, you’re mom always told you not to do anything wrong or she would find out… Well, I never believed her… Until I did something wrong and she inevitably found out before I even had a chance to confess… Well, actually, that story is made up, because I was perfect and never got in trouble… BUT, you still get the point… Mom’s always know… So what is so stupid? What incredibly ridiculous idea have I come up with this time? Well, I am going to tell stories of her top-secret motherly wisdom right here on this blog. Yes, that is right boys and girls, cats and kittens, you are going to get what I like to call, the inside scoop.

I would, at this point, like to point out that I have already built to the point that you inevitably be disappointed when I finally get to the story… I just want to warn you now… Don’t say I never did anything for ya… So strap on your seatbelts, dildos, and beer hats… We’re going for a crazy ride…

Continue Reading So I want a MILF… What’s the big deal?