I want a relationship that is unique… that I can’t find from anyone else… I need to find someone who makes me feel like I am the only person in the world when we are together; someone who is comfortable around my friends, and who has a good group of friends who I fit with. An independent girl who likes company…

I want someone who family means as much to them as it does to me… But not so much that they arent able to be live their own lives. I want someone who will be a fabulous mother; and a wonderful wife. A girl who cares about people, but not too much that she doesn’t care about herself. A women who understands the importance of relationships, yet isnt defined by other people. I like very independent girls… who don’t NEED me but who WANT to spend time with me… because they feel the same way… I want a girl with other options, yet who would choose me every time… Continue Reading I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want…

So honestly, I am not sure what is wrong with me, though I have a sneaking suspicion it has something to do with what they call “The Quarter Life Crisis (TQLC)”. Now if you have never heard about the TQLC here’s my take:

I am still young enough to date 18 year olds… Yet their father will likely bring a shotgun to the door each and every date.

I can still fit in the bar scene… can still get in on “college id night”… and still have lots of friends that party pretty much every night of the week… Yet this behavior will likely get me fired because a 3 AM bedtime and 6:30 wake time don’t really mesh… Continue Reading Sap comes from trees and today comes from me

I’m gonna be honest… This is probably not the smartest idea I’ve ever had…You know how, when you were a kid, you’re mom always told you not to do anything wrong or she would find out… Well, I never believed her… Until I did something wrong and she inevitably found out before I even had a chance to confess… Well, actually, that story is made up, because I was perfect and never got in trouble… BUT, you still get the point… Mom’s always know… So what is so stupid? What incredibly ridiculous idea have I come up with this time? Well, I am going to tell stories of her top-secret motherly wisdom right here on this blog. Yes, that is right boys and girls, cats and kittens, you are going to get what I like to call, the inside scoop.

I would, at this point, like to point out that I have already built to the point that you inevitably be disappointed when I finally get to the story… I just want to warn you now… Don’t say I never did anything for ya… So strap on your seatbelts, dildos, and beer hats… We’re going for a crazy ride…

Continue Reading So I want a MILF… What’s the big deal?