I’ll be honest… Most of the time the world really does make sense. Whatever goes up, must come down (unless of course it’s in outer space). Girls fall in love with boys who fall in love with girls and get married (unless of course girls fall in love with girls and guys fall in love with guys and aren’t allowed to get married). Trees and flowers will bloom and grow, then shed those blossoms and become bare (unless of course they happen to grow near the equator and pretty much are always in bloom)…

What I guess I’m trying to say is, the world’s pretty easy to understand… And even when it’s not really doing what it’s “supposed” to, it somehow still makes perfect sense. There’s very little that happens that completely perplex me… Continue Reading So I was looking around at the urinal the other day

So honestly, I am not sure what is wrong with me, though I have a sneaking suspicion it has something to do with what they call “The Quarter Life Crisis (TQLC)”. Now if you have never heard about the TQLC here’s my take:

I am still young enough to date 18 year olds… Yet their father will likely bring a shotgun to the door each and every date.

I can still fit in the bar scene… can still get in on “college id night”… and still have lots of friends that party pretty much every night of the week… Yet this behavior will likely get me fired because a 3 AM bedtime and 6:30 wake time don’t really mesh… Continue Reading Sap comes from trees and today comes from me

I’m gonna be honest… This is probably not the smartest idea I’ve ever had…You know how, when you were a kid, you’re mom always told you not to do anything wrong or she would find out… Well, I never believed her… Until I did something wrong and she inevitably found out before I even had a chance to confess… Well, actually, that story is made up, because I was perfect and never got in trouble… BUT, you still get the point… Mom’s always know… So what is so stupid? What incredibly ridiculous idea have I come up with this time? Well, I am going to tell stories of her top-secret motherly wisdom right here on this blog. Yes, that is right boys and girls, cats and kittens, you are going to get what I like to call, the inside scoop.

I would, at this point, like to point out that I have already built to the point that you inevitably be disappointed when I finally get to the story… I just want to warn you now… Don’t say I never did anything for ya… So strap on your seatbelts, dildos, and beer hats… We’re going for a crazy ride…

Continue Reading So I want a MILF… What’s the big deal?